The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen...Thanks Kathy Lee

Star Wars Vs. Boogie Nights

Two favorite movies jammed together in one giant ball of awesomeness!

Techno Granny

I wish I could find more people like this around me. My grandma needs to learn to dance....

One more choice...

19 Votes for the suit
8 Votes for the Vest and
12 Votes for Both.

Here's the other choice...let me know what you think!

I need your Help!

I have a huge job interview tomorrow...I need your help on what to wear! My interview is for Warm98 (The Radio Station) and I'm looking to update their Adult Top 40 appearance. So...I'm a fan of the Vest. But, The suit is always Classy. You be the judge...I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!

Scott's Rules to Trick-or-Treating

Rules for Trick or treating:
If you don't say, "Trick or Treat"-You don't get candy.
If you don't say, "Thank you" after taking the candy-
I take it back.
If you have boobs-You’re too old.
If you wear cologne- You’re too old.
If your idea of a costume is sun glasses-
You’re too old.
If you’re not wearing a costume, you don’t
get candy.
If you’re showing cleavage and you’re only 14 years
old-Your parents need to be smacked.(And put some clothes on!)
Mom’s pushing strollers with sleeping babies-Don’t take
candy for a baby who is not going to eat candy.
Don’t dress like you’re going to a college Halloween
party i.e. a Slutty (Anything) while taking your kids
out Trick-or-Treating
If you’re rude, and complain that you only get one
free piece of candy-I get to slap you.

My First Commercial

So, you all know about the production company I'm a part of...Well, I, along with my writer friend Alex Shebar, wrote this commercial. It's been on ESPN, Comedy Central, and the food network for a little over a week now. It's been on several major Cincinnati Blogs, and..well, it's just awesome! Check it out!