Scott's Rules to Trick-or-Treating

Rules for Trick or treating:
If you don't say, "Trick or Treat"-You don't get candy.
If you don't say, "Thank you" after taking the candy-
I take it back.
If you have boobs-You’re too old.
If you wear cologne- You’re too old.
If your idea of a costume is sun glasses-
You’re too old.
If you’re not wearing a costume, you don’t
get candy.
If you’re showing cleavage and you’re only 14 years
old-Your parents need to be smacked.(And put some clothes on!)
Mom’s pushing strollers with sleeping babies-Don’t take
candy for a baby who is not going to eat candy.
Don’t dress like you’re going to a college Halloween
party i.e. a Slutty (Anything) while taking your kids
out Trick-or-Treating
If you’re rude, and complain that you only get one
free piece of candy-I get to slap you.