Sometimes I'm so Awesome I need to write things down!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

NYE 2008

My Bitches...

It's December 31st, 2008. New Years eve. I had the day off work, so I had the ability to sit around all day and watch movie/prep for staying up past 9:30 tonight. I'm an old man...I seriously go to sleep by 9:30-10:00 each night. Staying up till midnight might kill me...but..I'm going to power through. We've having some friends over, we're making a "fancy" dinner..and by that I do mean spaghetti and meatballs...but..in all honesty....my meatballs are fancy..and delicious...that's right, I said it. Some people go to clubs (lame) some people go to bars (lame) this guy hang out at his crib w/ his peeps and makes dinner and plays Guitar Hero! That's the way to really ROCK in the new year!

I hope you all have fun...be careful...don't hook up with anyone who's "questionable"...you dont' want to itch all of 2009!!! Don't drink and drive...and always remember to have your pets spay or nudered! 2 days in a row I've blogged...we'll see how 2009 starts..I'll let you know how my evening was tomorrow...and we'll start this new year our together!!!

Be good to yourself and eachother!
Cincinnati

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Step one

Alright...So, I've decided to start writing. I've been a huge fan of writing since I was in school. I've been told I'm pretty good at it, and I've always wanted to do it. I am just somewhat lazy! So...I read Stephen King's book "On Writing", and it inspired me to attempt to start this stuff up! My darling wife even bought me the book for Christmas...just to have a reminder of what I want to do...she's a sweet gal. So...for the time being, I'm going to attempt to write here every day. A blog a day...I've got 2 days before 2009...let's hope I can at least keep it going till then!!! Wish me luck kids! My writing days have begun!!!!!

Cincinnati

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Tags...tags...Tags...

So it would seem I've been tagged. This means I must tell everyone "quirky" things about myself and then pass the tag status to other people. I'm gonna do this, even though I'm having some problems. I'm not a very quirky guy, you know. Picture of normality. Ah, well. I have been challenged,so here we go:

1. I have an irrational fear of Squirrels....Yes...that's right...I don't like squirrels...and I guess fear isn't the right word. I don't trust them...I think they're just jumping in our trees till we're not paying attention and then they throw nuts at us. And one day..they will take over the world...DAMN YOU SQUIRRELS!!!!!

2. I have a man-crush on John Cusack....As sad as it may seem...I just can't help loving that man...he's handsome, he's witty, he's what every aspiring (Romantic/comedy) writers are looking for. So...I will say it loud and proud...(maybe not proud) but...I have a man crush on John Cusack.

3. I bask in the glory that is Cartoons...And sadly it doesn't really matter what kind of cartoons....I go for the classics like bugs bunny and daffy duck, but I do love Spongebob....I really miss the Animaniacs...that show kicked some cartoon butt. And of course, my my most frequent happiness is caused by the Simpsons!

4. I have possibly the worst road rage on the planet...Does anyone else think it's bad to want to stab most of the people who drive next to you in the neck? Because that's what I go through on a daily basis. I drive a lot, and not a day goes by where I don't want to kill someone for almost killing me. So, therefor, I want to kill them in return...is that really a bad thing?

5. Say what you want...but I love Winnie the poohYes...that silly-willy-nilly-ole-bear took hold of my love as a small child, and I'm sad to say...I can still sit and watch "The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh" like I was a young hopeful 6 year old. And...this might be the saddest admition....I saw "The Tigger Movie" in theaters with a girlfriend and like 30 children and their parents....nothing says "Hot Date" like Ti-double-ga-rrrrrr.

6. Sometimes when I sneeze....I pee.