Scott's Rules to Trick-or-Treating

Rules for Trick or treating:
If you don't say, "Trick or Treat"-You don't get candy.
If you don't say, "Thank you" after taking the candy-
I take it back.
If you have boobs-You’re too old.
If you wear cologne- You’re too old.
If your idea of a costume is sun glasses-
You’re too old.
If you’re not wearing a costume, you don’t
get candy.
If you’re showing cleavage and you’re only 14 years
old-Your parents need to be smacked.(And put some clothes on!)
Mom’s pushing strollers with sleeping babies-Don’t take
candy for a baby who is not going to eat candy.
Don’t dress like you’re going to a college Halloween
party i.e. a Slutty (Anything) while taking your kids
out Trick-or-Treating
If you’re rude, and complain that you only get one
free piece of candy-I get to slap you.

My First Commercial

So, you all know about the production company I'm a part of...Well, I, along with my writer friend Alex Shebar, wrote this commercial. It's been on ESPN, Comedy Central, and the food network for a little over a week now. It's been on several major Cincinnati Blogs, and..well, it's just awesome! Check it out!

1 Year Anniversary in Pictures!

Good Times!

A New Twist on an Old Favorite!

So...one of the things my wife likes best is when I make spaghetti and meatballs. It was one of the things I made for her pretty early on in our relationship when I was trying to win her over...and, well...it worked! So, I've been making it for her for over 3 years now. Today, I looked up a receipt for "Baked Meatballs" I'm currently in the process of making them...but, by go, they sound delish. 1lb of ground chuck
eggs
salt and pepper
parmesan cheese
and either bread crumbs or shake and bake
I used shake and bake. Then you put them in the oven at 350 till they're finished..then you mix them in with the sauce. Now, I don't know about you all, but..this doesn't sound like it can go wrong! So...I'll keep you updated on how good they really are. I'm guess fantastic. Here's a pic of the product before it went into the oven. Bake and Enjoy!