What's been going on?

Hey all...

So, I've not written everyday. I have slacked. I do apologize. I felt like I didn't have anything to say a lot of days and I was either bitching about my pain issues, or I was just rambling and boring the world with nonesense.

I've been working for the past week on something new. I'm not going to share it with the world yet, but I'm researching for a book that I'm really excited about writing. For some reason I got this idea in my head earlier this week. The people I've actually talked to about it seem to think it was a great idea. I'm pretty sure it's never been written before, which is what I've been looking to do. I have been trying to write the same romantic comedy that has been written a thousand times before. I need to move on...and I think this is the chance. So, I'll keep you in the loop, don't worry! But, for now, I'll keep trying to keep you entertained...we'll see how that works.

Tomorrow is Sunday, my favorite day of the week. I plan on researching laptops. I'm trying to find a good buy, and a laptop that won't die after the first year I get it. I've had 2 laptops, and they've both kinda sucked. So...I guess it's time to spend more than $400 on a Wal-mart special. Hopefully, I can coax my wife into giving me some money!!!!!! Damn damn damn being poor. If you have any extra money...I'd love to take it off your hands!

I'm going to continue watching "Spin City". Did you know the guy who created this show also created "Scrubs"? It's a good show! Anyhoo...I'm gone.

Getting LOST is Awesome!

It's back...oh, thank the good Lord, it's back! Lost is back. I have no idea what's going on. I have no idea where or when the Island is. I have no idea who's alive and who's not. I have no idea what's going to happen. I do know that I love this show more than most things in this crazy, mixed up world. I think back to the ideas I've had for books and movies, and nothing is anything remotely as F'ed up as Lost. Best Show Ever! I live for the new season of Lost like I still live for for every Reds spring training, and every Bengals taining camp. I have new hopes and dreams for the upcoming seasons.

Lost give me the hope of a new season. It makes my life better. It makes me happy. It makes me wake up on Wednesdays for a delightful new day. Thanks Lost!

What the hell!?!?!?!

Alright, so you all know about my stupid broken back. Well, I got my MRI today. It was the smallest MRI machine on the face of the earth. But, thats over with. Since Friday, I've been teething like a small baby. I've got a wisdom tooth coming in, and it's ripping through my gums like a small tooth shaped knife!!!! I went out and bought Ambisole or whatever it's called...and it does work, and numb my painful teething area, but it only works for like 8 minutes before I have to re-apply. How is that a useful product??? So, I'm enfebeled again. it just seems like nothing is going right with my poor pathetic body. I'm half tempted to go to a dentist and have this bitch-tooth ripped out, but I doubt they would do it...I apparently have enough space in my mouth for it...stupid jerk mouth! I'll never complain about my future child whining about teething when I finally have one...I want one of those frozen pretzel teething rings! Ugh...

When I grow up...

There's a chance that I will never grow up. I've attempted to several times in my life, and I just love cartoons and video games too damn much! I've tried several different jobs. I honestly don't care much for my current one. I haven't really liked many of the ones I've had. I worked at Blockbuster...that was fun. Free movies and such. But, I hated all the people there. Not so much all the ones I worked with, but everyone I had to deal with. I've honestly hated most of the people that I've had to deal with while I was working. My current job fits the idea's of what I want. I don't work very hard, I listen to thousands of books on cd while doing my thinkless job. I just can't stand the "upper management" and some of the people I work with.

All in all, I need to find a job where I don't do a lot, and I don't have to work with a lot of people, and I don't have to talk to people, or deal with assholes at doctors offices...yeah..that's about it.

On the 14th

So, I had my back doctor's appointment today...the very talented doctor told me he didn't know exactly what was wrong with my back. I need an MRI. Damn, damn, Damn. I am not clostrophobic, but, I really don't enjoy spending upwards of an hour in a small plastic tube while a gigantic magnet sucks whatever small pieces of metal out of my body! At my doctor's appointment today, the doctor came in pushed me around, then told me to take off my clothes and put on the far too small for me paper gown. I wasn't sure why I was getting naked for this man to check out my back. But, hey, he's a doctor, right? So, I stip, my ass is hanging out the back-side of this paper gown (that I may have accidently poked holes in..just to see if I could). A nurse come in and tells me to follow her...Say what now? So, I follow the woman through the halls of open doors and other patients, nurses, and apparently random people...to the x-ray room. I even walked past a nurse who made a "Now that's fashion" comment...damn her! After all the random nudity is complete, the doctor comes in and tells me my x-rays look good, my spine looks a bit crooked, but, he's not sure what's wrong with me! Damn Damn damn. So, I have to spend Monday getting an MRI (The day I should be observing the greatness of Martin Luther King Jr.) and Then I have to go back to the damn doctor next Wednesday before he gives me any damn pain medicine! I mean, Seriously, What an ass!

So, I'm still in pain, the doctor was somewhat useless, and nothing has been fixed. So, I'm still stuck here bitching about my health issues. But, I just wanted to let you all know what happened at my appointment. One of these days I'll be healthy or dead...we'll see which one comes up first.

Bam!

I watch way too much tv.

A list:
Big Bang Theory
How I met Your Mother
Lost
The Office
30 Rock
Freaks and Geeks
Undeclared
Studio 60
The Simpson
Family Guy
Futurama
Friends
Alf
Duckman
Mission Hill
Scrubs
King of Queens
Seinfield
Everybody Loves Raymond
Reaper
The Critic
Arrested Development
That 70's Show
Firefly
Sportsnight
American Idol
Pefect Strangers
Growing Pains
House
Family Ties
Silver Spoons
In Living Color
SNL (70's, 80's, 90's)
Looney Tunes
Tiny Toons
Are you Being Served
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Through the wall (That show where people have to fit through a cut out in a moving wall)
American Gladiators
Old School Wrestling
I Love Lucy
All in The Family
MST3000
It's always Sunny in Philidelphia
Muppet Babies
The Muppet Show
Entourage
My Name is Earl
Dinosaurs
The Golden Girls
Conan O'Brien
Letterman
Married With Children
Newsradio
Night Court
Everybody Hates Chris
Full House
Cheers
Happy Day
Cosby Show
Spin City
Taxi
Saved By the Bell
Fresh Prince of BelAir
My So-called Life
Sanford and Son
Differn't Strokes
Three's Company
Greg The Bunny



I'm sure there are many more that I can't think of right now...but, I need to get out of the house more often. I watch too much tv..and don't let me get started on watching movies...cause it puts the tv shows to shame! Help me! I need a real life! I sit waaaaay too much! Also, if you know of any other tv shows that I should watch...let me know. A lot of the shows I love to watch are already off the air....I need replacements!!!

A realization...

So, I've realized that a lot of my blogs consist of me bitching about my health. I apologize for this, but I figure that if you all wanna know about my life, besides my wife, I feel the physical pain I exerience is the second biggest part of my life! Ridiclous, no!? One of these days, I'll either get better, or, ya know, die. So, let's hope for the first one. But, I'll attempt to keep my poor poor health out of my blog. But, who am I kidding...I bitch because, it's really what I do best. So, tell your friends, "hey, there's a guy whos' hurt all the time! Listen to him bitch!!!" At least it's not you!